I know there is some Canadian cult conspiracy at work

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 04/05/2017 at 22:49 • Filed to: None

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Parked near me like nothing was up. Riiight.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > ImmoralMinority 04/05/2017 at 22:54

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It’s even the same colour as mine, Cayenne Red.

PS9 > ImmoralMinority 04/05/2017 at 22:54

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Bad sign. If they can just park next to you like that, it means they got your daily routine down.

You might want to buy a gun now. It won’t help much, though.

TheHondaBro > PS9 04/05/2017 at 22:59

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He can get a propane torch. Start burning up its tires.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ImmoralMinority 04/05/2017 at 23:07

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and the lights are on but there’s no one inside....

They’ve developed autonomous jukes and they will soon be self aware. RUN FOR IT

Wacko > ImmoralMinority 04/05/2017 at 23:10

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If that car is Canadian, you should make sure it gets its daily salt dose.

Don’t let that car go homesick.

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/05/2017 at 23:10

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Sooo, you’re pretty much admitting that you’re in on it.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Chariotoflove 04/05/2017 at 23:18

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The Juke is spreading like AIDs in Africa in the 80's.

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/05/2017 at 23:29

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A Canadian STD. Nice. Should have known they’d get us eventually.

shop-teacher > ImmoralMinority 04/05/2017 at 23:35

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“God-damn Canadians! I’m going to make you pronounce your O’s, if it’s the last thing I ever do!”